Silly Bands...Make a silly chain, and hang yourself silly.

I am no stranger to ridiculous fads. I am pretty sure there are over 200 beanie babies in a box in my basement, I found a collection of pogs in the depths of my closet, and I still remember the different patterns for lanyard keychain making. So I ask, why do these silly bands piss me off so much? It's not that they add insult to the regular rubber band by being in the shape of animals/letters/presidents of the united states etc...or that kids tend to wear so many of them their arms soon resemble a multi-neon-colored lumpy sweater.
No I think what bothers me most is just how absurdly popular this fad has become among children and adults. Kids, fine go ahead pile those damn bands on your arm until you can't lift them anymore. If you happen to be over the age of 10, take those damn things off your wrist- you look like a moron. Do you realize you have a pink rubber zebra on your arm? Unless you plan on tying it in your hair or getting that stack of papers to finally stay put, you have no earthly use for such a thing.
Chalk it up to old age, I guess. I just find this useless fad completely embarrassing to the name of past useless fads. Pogs at least promoted gambling, silly bands promote rubber chemicals exposed to your skin, and where is the fun in that?
If you have any other fads you'd like to duscuss, leave a comment. I have recently discovered that people actually read this blog, and I would love to hear what you think. Until then. Get that orange spaceship off your wrist before I slit it with a pokemon card.

I don't even think the 80's would like this back...

There is an epidemic in Central PA. There is an alarmingly large population of people with mullets. I for one, am truly disgusted that this hair cut is still legal to wear about in public. I am even more ashamed that the people here are unaware that mullets are ridiculous. See for yourself.
It's wrong. I don't know which indecisive idiot invented this awful do. And don't fall behind the old slogan of "Business in the front and party in the back" That is just encouraging it. I'm sorry, but I would neither like to do business nor party with someone with anyone sporting that abortion of a hair cut.


The mullet adds further effrontery by actually being considered an option for a woman's hair cut. To the "ladies" all over central PA currently sporting this hair-do, I say only this. Shave it all off and let it grow back in again. You already look ridiculous.

There were only two people on Earth who looked good in a mullet and it was only because it was the eighties and everything looked bad. Those two people were John Stamos and Billy Ray Cyrus. So Central PA mullet bearers I implore you for the sake of being taken seriously, take your ass down to the barber's/salon and take care of that mess on top of head and lying on your shoulders. Or I will be forced to take some scissors of justice to your head myself.


John Stamos, if you ever read this blog; You have great hair. Don't change at all. Love, Sarah.

Um...what?

Just to start, I don't like the Jonas Brothers. Here is a big reason...




Now ok, I get that it's supposed to funny, and I can take a joke as well as the next person...but were the high heels necessary? Also, I'm sorry but this just does NOT help with the "I-swear-I'm-not-gay-I-have-a-gf" thing. Joe Jonas, you have once again proven to me that you are the biggest closeted homosexual in the world and it'sjust sad that you haven't come out yet. Do us all a favor and admit it, so then I can laugh at this without being completely freaked/weirded out. Thanks so much.

WTF Serena?

Ok so I'm back...getting near the end of college really puts limited time on writing in this blog, but this could not be ignored...
Um, could someone please tell me who Blake Lively's stylist is? Because he/she should be fired and then stoned in the streets.
Everytime she goes to these formal events she looks like an absolutely horrendous-tranny-hot mess. Soo totes fug!!
Take a look at these and try to refrain from vomiting (it's hard...I know)






GG's S is not a terrible looking person, stop making her look terrible! My eyes can't take it anymore.

Spotted: Little J After She Lost a Fight with a Lawn Mower

Ok Little J, I understand that your a rocker chick now and your edgy and cool blah blah blah your still Cindy Loo Hoo to me. THIS LOOK IS NOT OK!!!! First, the chopped hair that looks like you did it yourself and now this? Look at your jeans girl! and the worst part is that you paid for them when they already looked like that probably. Why? And to make matters worse you have them tucked into...combat bootie things? You look stupid. There is a way to be rocker chic and not look like you just came out of a wood chipper. One or two rips is ok and do them yourself that's the fun of wearing ripped jeans on purpose because you are supposed to have a story to go with the rips. The jacket is cute though and I really like the rings. Besides that... go home and change.

That's all for now!

peace.love.and.combat.boots.

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