Pink Slips...Now with envelopes!

Oh blogging. The only job I should really have. I am currently sitting at my “paying” job completely bored. I have gone from blankly staring at my computer screen, to working on my cover letter and resume for a new job, to secretly playing fruit ninja, to now looking as though I’m being productive by typing out my blog post on Microsoft Word. Just as I was wondering, ‘What should I write about today?’ a news ticker appeared in my inbox titled, ‘Hallmark Launches Job Loss Sympathy Cards.’ Bingo. Considering I might be receiving one myself; if anyone knew how lazy I am sitting in this cube.


Job loss sympathy cards… I realize that its purpose is to be a nice gesture to someone coping with the crushing blow of losing one’s job in this kind of economy, but it seems to me that using a card to sympathize with said person is missing the mark sentimentally. Personally I might find it offensive. I mean, look at it this way. If I had just lost my job, and had no idea what the eff I was going to do about finding another one and some person who I once worked with handed me a card that said hey man….one door closes and a window opens. What do you say to that? Thank you? You have a job and can buy me pointless cards while I might have to sell this so I can buy a can of spaghettios to split between myself and my starving family for the next month. What if they put money in it? How inexplicably rude would that be? Sorry you lost your job, here’s 12 dollars. As if losing your job wasn’t enough, the sentiment following is the real blow to your ego.

The only way I could see these cards being useful is if the employers used them to fire/lay off their employees. Instead of that awkward “We’re moving in a different direction” shpeel, they just hand you a card in a pink envelope. A whole new definition for the term pink slipped! Now with cutesy phrases! They could even put your severance check in it. One stop you’re fired shop. Although I feel that buying the card would then hold the same stigma as when you buy condoms or lady products…Everyone will know exactly what you’re going to do with it.

It is sad. In the long run it’s another company making a quick buck off of something stupid. But the card making business has thrived off of this for a long time. Hell, there are entire holidays with the attached Hallmark moniker, (I’m looking at you Valentine’s Day). The fact that we need to acknowledge another event in the lives of another, especially one that would rather be left under the rug, is superfluous (like that word? I’ve been waiting since the 10th grade to use it in a sentence) I for one will not be buying my unemployed friends cards. I will be getting them really drunk, the way coping with job loss is supposed to go.

Until next time, Do work, son!

That McDonald's ad with the stupid nicknames

I'm still trying to track down a link to that McDonald's ad with the stupid nicknames. I don't know if I have become a total commercial snob now that I find myself studying them. Who listened to that pitch... better yet who let it get all the way to the finished product and still said "Sure that's great this is really going to sell the dollar menu". I don't usually like to pull the feminist card but I am truly insulted. If a girl like that really exists how does she have a boyfriend, how does he not just stop talking to her cold turkey. She lays on the nicknames in front of the friends, out in public and he still just eats it up. Desperate that whole commercial is desperate and they are on a dollar menu date- gross. If I have to watch that "ah chipmunk" one more time I may never eat McDonald's again, which then again may not be a bad thing.


As soon as I find a link I'll post it. Maybe I'll post more I feel better after getting out my commercial rage.

Cut the psycho-babble...it's a holiday.

Just a quick post. A friend of a friend posted on facebook today that today instead of "celebrating" like she used to, she will instead trust in Jesus...and then something along the lines of celebrating today hurts you soul or some shit...hold on now i feel the need to quote:

"Formerly, today I'd have "celebrated" this life (which ends in death) in a wordly, death-hastening way.....but now I can tell you- I have known the Lord, I am really living and I count all that fleeting "fun" as losses of the worst kind... and for any of you, my dear friends, who wake up today just go back to sleep.... please, come and see what REAL Life is all about #JesusChristnotmaryjane."

Alright. First of all, glad ya found Jesus and all...but you were a pothead. Don't forget your roots. The fact that she still observes the fact that it is 420 says a lot. No one forgets their favorite holidays. Shouldn't she be worried about that bigger holiday on Sunday...I dunno maybe the one that kind of STARTED the Christian religion? Why attack a day that doesn't even have it's own greeting cards?
Secondly, "fleeting fun as losses of the worst kind"? I wonder if her experience with the Plant (I might start typing it like that all the time capital letters and all...Jesus can't take up all the proper nouns) was any good at all, because I don't think she would feel as strongly against it had she enjoyed her time with it. True, people move on from things that don't fit their lifestyle anymore, but if the parting was "mutual" there can be no anger in looking back at it. I don't understand the judgmental tone. Exactly what part of today screams, Heathens!? If anything, today is a peaceful day, because most of the people who celebrate today are too lazy to do anything totally crazy.
Which leads me to comment also on "for any of you who wake up today, just go back to sleep" Look at the crowd your speaking to...of course we're going to go back to sleep, we're fucking potheads for crying out loud. I don't even know what that means. Then you invite us to see what REAL life is all about. Well, what is it about? For me, I think waking up everyday and living my life as a good person who works hard, cares for her family and friends, and enjoys life with or without the Plant is pretty real....but that's just me. I guess others might find that judging complete strangers on facebook and throwing Jesus in the mix is real...to each his own I guess.

As I was typing this, a few comments were posted on her link...first, my idiot friend who starts fights with anyone remotely religious, with his anti-religious psychobabble. Then I guess one of her friends with some non-intelligible gunk about how Jesus is the way...blah blah blah. It really doesn't even make sense to be honest. Like, at all....It's just Jesus this and Trust in Him that without any complete thought thrown in whatsoever. My friend may be a pushy non-believer, but wtf is that? It's not even complete sentences. And this is what makes me most mad, that some stupid debate over Jesus and drugs is going to happen over facebook. WHOOOO CAAARRREEESSSSS?!

My final thought on the whole thing? If you choose to follow Jesus, Buddah, Allah, flying spaghetti monster, whatever...that is your choice. It is also a choice to smoke weed. And both are OK. I may not believe in religion like others do, and I may be celebrating today the best way I know how, but that does NOT make me a bad person, or someone who is blind to reality. I live each day in the way that I choose. That is why God/Buddah/Allah/Flying Spaghetti Monster etc. gave us free will, so that we could make our own decisions about how to live our life. Do not judge someone simply because they are doing something you choose not to do anymore. I don't judge you for leading a life I choose not to live. Religious types always forget that little part. If there is a Jesus or God or whatever, I'm pretty sure His plan for His creations goes beyond what they choose to do on a Wednesday in April, but instead what they do in this life to better it, and for the future creations.

Oh...and for the record, there are WORSE things a person can do than smoke a bowl. Alcohol is perfectly legal, (Jesus drank it)...and it kills millions of people a year. War? Murder? Corruption? THESE are things that should be judged. Not a fucking day in April. So I'm going to change it to #JesusChristandMaryJane. The two go together nicely.

Uncle Jesse is NOT a perv...but if he was, I would be ok with it.

Thanks to Miss Elissa for sending me this link, followed by a classic rant:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/07/12/attorney-actor-john-stamos-fling-year-old-student/


This bitch should riot in hell for her lies.... I find her story hard to believe, especially since the FBI found no such photos of him doing coke, etc. but ya know what? Even if he did, I DON'T CARE! How dare you try to extort money from him...... HE'S UNCLE JESSE!

Also, another reason why I'm not buying it, "She said Stamos offered to perform oral sex on Coss, but she declined"
Um......... What? Did I read that correctly? Declined? As in.... said 'no'???.... Who does that? Who gets offered oral or any other kind of sex form John Stamos and says no? LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

I agree. Sex, LIES, and dumb bitches who need to keep their mouth shut.

Unnaturally Good Looking...Damnit.

Just a quick post before I go to bed. I mean I could possibly go on and on about just seeing Twilight: Eclipse, but Jesus there just aren't that many hours in a day. Bottom line, loved the movie...a step up from New Moon and leaps and bounds over that piece of shit movie Twilight.

Ah, but I digress. No, what I wanted to talk about today is the fact that every single actor in that movie is too gorgeous for words. I am more specifically referencing to Taylor Lautner. The fact that an 18 year old can look that good, is just not right. I am not ok with it. I am reminded of a Family Guy episode where Peter goes on a rant about Lindsay Lohan. I would like to reiterate this rant with my own personal spin:

You know what really grinds my gears? This Taylor Lautner. Taylor Lautner with all those shirtless scenes, jumping around there on screen, half-naked with your abs. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my popcorn. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, showing me your muscles and fighting skills, over there in my face? What do you want, Taylor? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that nobody in Twilight wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, and now Xavier Samuel, are all out to destroy me with their good looks and just enough acting skill to keep me interested. Whoever hired these guys deserves a fucking raise...and me as their assistant so that I may (even for a second before I get thrown out for physical assault) look at these gorgeous creatures...and tell them to take their clothes off, err...for the role of course.

Well before this turns into some type of creepy fan fiction, I am off to bed. Taylor Lautner, you're legal now...and if I should ever see you in the street I am punching you in the jaw before I frantically try to make out with you. Just letting you know. Goodnight.

I don't like that song...Are those drums I hear?

I don't understand why many radio stations today are adding a techno beat to songs that just shouldn't have one...Do they think it makes the song sound better because you maybe sway along to the beat? Uh, no. Wrong. If the song was shit before, it's still shit now with synthesizers and a driving drum beat. In some cases I think the song is made worse by adding the extra fluff. My two prime examples are Need You Now by Lady Antebellum and Haven't Met You Yet by Michael Buble.
Ok first of all, how that god awful country song landed on the top 40 station is beyond me. I don't know if the general radio listening population also felt this way and that's why they decided to give it the techno spin, but it's still a country song on a top 40 station. Now it just sounds more ridiculous than it did before.
As far as Michael Buble's song...why was it necessary to tamper with the song in the first place? He's a crooner!! How offensive. A classic style turned into today's vapid junk? I am severely disappointed in whoever mixed that song and allows it to be played on the radio on a daily basis. Appalled.
So here is what I say to the radio stations out there who think that turning either already shitty music or music that was fine the way it was into something all techno...leave it alone. It doesn't sound better, it doesn't add more appeal, it just sounds stupid.
Sessions has spoken.

Silly Bands...Make a silly chain, and hang yourself silly.

I am no stranger to ridiculous fads. I am pretty sure there are over 200 beanie babies in a box in my basement, I found a collection of pogs in the depths of my closet, and I still remember the different patterns for lanyard keychain making. So I ask, why do these silly bands piss me off so much? It's not that they add insult to the regular rubber band by being in the shape of animals/letters/presidents of the united states etc...or that kids tend to wear so many of them their arms soon resemble a multi-neon-colored lumpy sweater.
No I think what bothers me most is just how absurdly popular this fad has become among children and adults. Kids, fine go ahead pile those damn bands on your arm until you can't lift them anymore. If you happen to be over the age of 10, take those damn things off your wrist- you look like a moron. Do you realize you have a pink rubber zebra on your arm? Unless you plan on tying it in your hair or getting that stack of papers to finally stay put, you have no earthly use for such a thing.
Chalk it up to old age, I guess. I just find this useless fad completely embarrassing to the name of past useless fads. Pogs at least promoted gambling, silly bands promote rubber chemicals exposed to your skin, and where is the fun in that?
If you have any other fads you'd like to duscuss, leave a comment. I have recently discovered that people actually read this blog, and I would love to hear what you think. Until then. Get that orange spaceship off your wrist before I slit it with a pokemon card.

I don't even think the 80's would like this back...

There is an epidemic in Central PA. There is an alarmingly large population of people with mullets. I for one, am truly disgusted that this hair cut is still legal to wear about in public. I am even more ashamed that the people here are unaware that mullets are ridiculous. See for yourself.
It's wrong. I don't know which indecisive idiot invented this awful do. And don't fall behind the old slogan of "Business in the front and party in the back" That is just encouraging it. I'm sorry, but I would neither like to do business nor party with someone with anyone sporting that abortion of a hair cut.


The mullet adds further effrontery by actually being considered an option for a woman's hair cut. To the "ladies" all over central PA currently sporting this hair-do, I say only this. Shave it all off and let it grow back in again. You already look ridiculous.

There were only two people on Earth who looked good in a mullet and it was only because it was the eighties and everything looked bad. Those two people were John Stamos and Billy Ray Cyrus. So Central PA mullet bearers I implore you for the sake of being taken seriously, take your ass down to the barber's/salon and take care of that mess on top of head and lying on your shoulders. Or I will be forced to take some scissors of justice to your head myself.


John Stamos, if you ever read this blog; You have great hair. Don't change at all. Love, Sarah.

Jay Leno Can Suck It

NBC is reporting that after low ratings of the Jay Leno Show, they will be moving the show to the later 11:35 time slot, making it a half hour, and pushing the rest of its late night programming back. Leaving Conan to start at 12:05am, and Jimmy Fallon at 1:05am. This has started a prgramming nightmare for NBC with the fate of both Leno's and O'Brien's show hanging in the air. Fox is even talking to Conan O'Brien about splitting from NBC and starting a show on their network. Once again NBC you have really screwed the pooch.

First of all, Why the hell are we still fighting over Leno? He quit! This is how Conan ended up with the Tonight Show job in the first place. Obviously his ratings suck at 10pm and now NBC wants to bump him to his old time slot? How about you do what you do to any other show that isn't doing well. AXE IT! The guy is fucking things up for everyone else. Sorry Jay, you had a good run, but give it up!

Second of all, Conan on Fox is absurd. Just as absurd as Conan in California is. How about this NBC? Bring Conan back to NY give him back his old show...bump that chode Jimmy Fallon off the air and Keep your precious Leno in California.

This also puts Carson Daly in jeopardy of losing his late night show..but really? Who the hell watches that anyway?

You did this to yourself NBC, Jay Leno is causing all sort of problems for every one of your late night shows, and I'm sorry, if you decide to axe Conan and keep Leno...not only are you going to be losing this viewer, but I am sure many of your late night viewers around my age...which is pretty much the demographic you need to keep yourself at the top of the ratings at night. Letterman, and Kimmel are laughing at you NBC. Knock the shit off, and get rid of Jay Leno.

Let me know what you think readers...do you think NBC should Keep Jay Leno and bump the rest of the late night schedule to accomodate him? Or is it finally time for the Leno era to end?

Graduated Blues

I don't really want to really "dig" in deep on this subject because it makes me sad, but I will simply say this, being an adult is terrible. After receiving the dreaded loan repayment letters the other day, it hit me. This is what adult life comes down to- bill payments, and loan repayments and monetary obligations, and pointless drudgery like the 9-5ers, or two of them. No wonder adults are miserable, this sucks. I know there is some saying that's like life is what you make of it, and ok people...I vow to never let my life pull me down. I may have to do this adult shit because I just don't enjoy federal prison, but fuck being an adult. What is the fucking point? To be a boring ass drone to some ideal that money will make one happy? Nah, I'm ok. I have been truly happy and it was at a point where I had no money to my name, I had to steal food because buying it just wasn't an option. Maybe in some ways I am being naive, that being a degenerate is no way to live a life, and that I am still riding the coat tails of my college life. Yet, there is a big part of me that has always felt that being grown-up is a silly idea. There is no point to leading a life where you are constantly unhappy about it. So fuck it, the "adult" lifestyle is not for me, and I refuse to let my vitality be taken away from me by something so pointless as growing up. Age is just a number anyway.

Til Death Do Us Part?

I was watching a story on the "Today Show" about this wife in Florida who hired an undercover cop as a hitman to murder her husband. So I thought, well ok that's pretty terrible, poor guy...Then I watched the rest of the story. Um, yeah. Maybe she had the right idea. People that stupid don't really belong on Earth anyway, and no this is not a harsh statement...watch the story for yourself below:


Yeah...first of all I think the FIRST time my spouse tried to kill me I'd be like, well...maybe this isn't working out. Don't stay with the bitch, you moron. I love when Matt asks about her Escort past and the dude is all like oh, no...why would she try to kill me bc she was an escort? Bitch is a gangster dude, She's taking you out to get to the cash. I have to give the girl some credit for persistence. But seriously? three times and you're like oh yeah, we should prob get a divorce. Lay off the steroids man, and get a clue.

Let me know your thoughts readers...why do you think the guy stayed in his murderous marriage? Is he a crayon short of 8 pack? Did he usually take anti-freeze in his tea? Or was he really in love with his lady escort? Love makes us do stupid things...but come on!

TW and R-Patz Sitting in a Tree...S-N-O-R-T-I-N-G

So it seems that what I thought were nasty rumors are actually true facts. Kristen Stewart (who will only be named once...there it was, her name to me will always be Twat Waffle, TW, or T-dubs for short) and Robert Pattinson are dating. Now fellow blog readers, you may know that I do love me some R-Patz, and despise me some T-Dubs, but I can't say that I am angered, nor upset by the pair. Nay, in fact, I am not in the least surprised that they are together. Reasons being? Well, I have 3 very valid points as to why this relationship shouldn't be news to anyone:

1. They're basically the same person except one has penis...who that is exactly? Well that's up for debate. They both rock the coke/grunge look from raiding Kurt Cobain's closet and then refusing to do their hair. They both have the same fuck-being-famous personality about them (except TW is a bit more bitchy about it) and they're both publicly awkward to boot. Making sense so far?

2. I guess this is going off being the same person, but they're both in the same boat at this point in their life, and they tend to share their experiences with one another. What I mean by this is they are both the big deals right now. Millions of girls want to rip R-Patz's clothes off on a daily basis as more and more people are "sucked" (pardon the pun) into this vampire craze daily, and millions of girls want to either ask what it's like to actually be able to rip off R-patz's clothes, or if they can punch her in the mouth (oh, that's just me?) So why not bare the brunt of this fame together? You're stuck with each other half the time anyway with photo shoots, promotional parties, and interviews, book/cd/dvd signings, etc...might as well be friends with the person you're stuck with. I also will forever remain convinced that they started out as coke buddies who then became fuck buddies, and now they're fuck buddies who hold hands (which is "together" I guess...) So they're together because they've been put together since the beginning.

and the third and most important reason the Twat and Cedric Diggory are now two birds of a feather is

3. They're Bella and Edward Mother-Fucking Cullen. What do you think this is doing for their popularity? Uh yeah, sending it straight to the bank. Magazines are goingt o be dying for photos of the now out and about couple holding hands, and kissing, and being on vacation...maybe even a sex tape I don't know (Dear God, if there is a sex tape please let it just be of him so I can watch it without throwing up everywhere, thanks a bunch.) It creates even more buzz for the Twilight franchise which means more coke money for T-dubs and R-Patz! All they need to do is get married, pop out a baby and dress it up as a vampire for halloween and they will be set for life. Seriously, TW and Rob being together is the best career move they have ever made.

So there you have it. A couple made in movie franchise heaven. I'm not upset that they're together, just more upset in R-Patz's taste in women, but then I have to remember my three points, and it just makes sense. So congrats Twat Waffle. You have bagged yourself a gorgeous Londoner who is almost as big as a broody fuck head as you are. I'm sure you two will be very happy. So I hope that means you'll be smiling more often instead of that snaggle-toothed snarl you put on your face most of the time. This blogger can only hope so much...

To all the sessions readers, I hope you find a match as perfect as Twatty McGhee and her man. Until next time, peace love & coke buddies.

She couldn't delete her youtube account, too?!

Miley Cyrus deleted her twitter account. Oh no! How are we ever going to keep tabs on Miley Cyrus?!? I just want to know what she’s doooing all the tiiime!!

Mother fucker still has her youtube account and still makes stupid videos like this one…

Jesus Christ Miley…if you didn’t care what the tabloids thought, why did you make this craptastic pseudo-rap about it?

Also can someone tell me who these fucking friends of hers are who only seem to appear in her youtube videos? Did they win some contest? If that’s the case I would like to enter. My video would be called Miley gets punched in the boob. TRUTH!

WTF Serena?

Ok so I'm back...getting near the end of college really puts limited time on writing in this blog, but this could not be ignored...
Um, could someone please tell me who Blake Lively's stylist is? Because he/she should be fired and then stoned in the streets.
Everytime she goes to these formal events she looks like an absolutely horrendous-tranny-hot mess. Soo totes fug!!
Take a look at these and try to refrain from vomiting (it's hard...I know)






GG's S is not a terrible looking person, stop making her look terrible! My eyes can't take it anymore.

LINDSAY LOHAN'S NEW MOVIE STRAIGHT TO ABC FAMILY

OMG...hahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha. Ok done. Ha! Ok really done. So that movie Lindsay was working on where she had to pretend she was pregggerz "Labor Pains" is going to go straight to ABC Family and then released on DVD a month later just like "Picture This" that Ashley Tisdale disaster or that MTV moive "American Mall". Wow Lindz you've really done it this time. Move of the week? Next it will be dancing with the stars and you'll get kicked off first because no one will vote to save you. I know she just gave the speech in NYLON about how people should leave her alone and if the media didn't make her out to be such a bitch she would be hired more. Well, Lindsay where there's smoke there's fire. Also, you are a public figure the Paps love you complaining is not going to make them go away its just going to egg them on. So, maybe just change your lifestyle and not be such a crazy person/raging slut.I mean if people are watching and there isn't anything you can do about it, and thats what is effecting your career... my first guess would be to calm down. AND STOP DOING CLUB APPEARANCES kinda goes against the whole I have a substance abuse problem but I go to rehab and I have it under control... just saying.

Ok theres my lindsay rant for today. Let's all take a moment to laugh that her new movie is straight to TV, and we will try to never speak of her again. This will be the only free press she gets from us.

thats all for today lovers
peace.love.and.hilarity

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Growing up sucks...

Just a quick post, I promise...
More of a question really...why do I hate college so much? Besides the whole senioritis thing, I should be pretty cool with college. I am graduating on time, with good grades, and I have had the time of my life here. Yet, I hate this place so much that I feel like spitting on anything and everything Hofstra University. Mainly, I think that my senioritis has gotten so bad, that I can't even stomach the thought of class anymore. I literally stay awake at night conjuring up ways so that I don't have to go to class in the morning. It's really becoming a problem. It's also like a catch 22. I hate this place so much, but I never want to leave it. I don't want to graduate, I am not excited to graduate, or to be graduated. I am desperately trying to hold on to some form of adolescence with little luck as it seems that everything in the world is forcing me to grow up. That's just not how I roll. I like being silly, and I like being "young" and everything in my world is just...not that way.
I don't want to go into the whole logistics of getting older, and how scary it is and blah blah blah...I know, I know all of this. The thing is, why? Isn't there some way to grow up, but still maintain that fun-and-fancy-free way of life? Right now it seems like a big N-O, and I gotta tell ya, that is seriously the most fucking depressing thing in my world right now.
Any advice, friends?

Is MTV's "The City" worth watching?

I am a dedicated Hills fan. I never missed an episode of Laguna Beach or the "The Hills" and when I found out my favorite one of Lauren's sidekicks Whitney Port would be moving to my city and working at DVF... I mean pretty much living my dream I was beyond words. However, Whit is boring. I don't care if Lauren's drama is scripted she at least had something to look forward to each week. If "The City" is scripted which parts of it definitely are Whitney is not an actress. So much of it is just forced and you can tell that those girls really are not friends. Whitney, darling, Jay was in it to get famous we all knew from the beginning. Maybe you did too. Maybe this is all really bad scripted reality and you are laughing all the way to the bank. I love NYC nightlife and just the culture and life of NYC, but where is it in the show? The city itself should be a character on the show. And what about Allie the model and her stupid bar manager boyfriend? OMG! Just stop. You guys aren't Heidi and Spencer your drama is so fake and she always takes him back. And! He's a pussy always like i love you baby, your my one true love... but I'm going to go mack some chick?... while being followed by cameras and mics. Really?! Really?! It just isn't as great as I want it to be. Whitney you are living the dream so many girls would kill to have... so ACTUALLY LIVE IT! Stop complaining, listen to Olivia she doesn't want to be your Lauren, and start living your life in NYC. Then maybe the show will be interesting... maybe. High hopes for next season... and "The Hills" is coming back in two weeks for the final season soooooooo excited and sad at the same time. I'm going to miss stalking Lauren's life.

Thats all for now lovers.

peace.love.and.fakies.

As promised... Art Is A Funny Thing

Art is a funny thing. You take it for granted most of the time because you probably don't realize the art around you. To create art is one of the hardest things I have ever had to do. To create good art is almost impossible for me... or at least I thought it was. I have learned how to paint, how to sketch, how to sculpt, how to carve and mold metal, how to decorate a cake and none of it was easy for me... except maybe decorating cakes I guess whipped cream likes me. I was always a numbers girl. I took advanced math and science...well I took advanced everything in high school actually, but no art. I always wanted to take art, but my parents and school guidance counselors always pushed me to go into a field of math or science where there were less girls so that I would do well in life. This philosophy should be killed. I would be a shell of a person if I did not, finally in college, try my hand at creating. My brain was not equipped, however, with the tools to use that part of your brain opposite from the number crunching, the creating part. My ability to see things in my head and translate them into a physical form or picture has been challenging to say the least, making my brain actually hurt at times. I never thought I would make it through even the basic of art classes, especially because of one terrible, awful professor. What I didn't know, was that I was already an artist in my own right. I love clothes. Love. Love. Love clothes. I always have and I always will. There is a science and a math to clothes as well as an art. The physics of cuts and seams and what styles look good on what bodies and what accessories will make an outfit better is a measure of balance. If I have a special occasion coming up I will mull over the details of that outfit for weeks mostly because I love it but also because I love getting it right. I also love to edit my roomies outfits for them (love you guys :) In my friends and family's recognition of my love for clothes I have been given plenty of books on the art of dressing with authors including by not limited to Rachel Zoe (love you), and Nina Garcia. The one true thing that these women and others stress and I have learned to cherish is find your inspiration. Inspiration comes from everywhere. I am now required to carry 2 sketch books around at all times to be filled and passed in for grades. The idea is to sketch anything and everything that inspires me. I sketch anything from a textile, to an outfit, to a bush or flower anything and everything. There is no better therapy or way to make your life seem more beautiful than to make yourself want to be inspired. Does that make sense? If you are always looking for inspiration you are always looking for beauty, in the conventional sense or not you are looking or rather you are asking the universe to send you something inspiring. It's spiritual I guess. We all have artistic ability in one way or another. What's yours?

peace.love.and.creation.


p.s. I have Slightly Stoopid's "Collie Man" stuck in my head... its not so terrible

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I Hate U2

I don't feel the need to elaborate. I cannot stand U2. I cannot stand Bono. I don't know what it is I just...guhh... want to kick cute and fuzzy animals whenever the two subjects come up. The music just does not appeal to me and I don't understand why Bono is like a model American. Can someone explain that? Is he even a citizen? I know this kind of makes me sound small minded, but its the truth he annoys me. I hear the new album that was leaked is terrible, maybe even worst ever. That makes me happy, but people will still buy it and that makes me sad. That is all.

I am obsessed with Kings of Leon right now though... LOVE THEM.

peace.love.and.good.music.

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One Last post about the Twat

So the Twat is of course running her mouth again about how "easy" it would be for her to send hundreds of girls into a frenzy if she left the movie.
Would someone shove some humble-pie down this bitch's throat? I know I talk about how ridiculous she is and yes I am an admitted Twilight fan...but I also cannot stand douchey actors. This isn't even about her being a shitty Bella, this is about her being a shitty actor. It's so unprofessional to knock the movie that you're currently making. I hope the director drops her just because she's so rude. Seriously, NOOO ONE WOULD CARE!
Marya and I write in this little blog crossing our fingers everyday that we would have the even the shadow of fame that she is getting, and she bitches about it all the time. Seriously Twat-waffle...leave. Leave the movie so I can move to Hollywood and a. kick your boring ass, and b. audtion to be the next Bella, and c. be grateful about it.
Fucking young talent...no one seems to get just how fortunate they are.
If any celebrities happen to ever cross this blog, be happy with what you have, and who you are. Be grateful that you have the chance to entertain people, and send your message to masses. Oh, and never be a complete TWAT like Kristen Stewart.