Til Death Do Us Part?

I was watching a story on the "Today Show" about this wife in Florida who hired an undercover cop as a hitman to murder her husband. So I thought, well ok that's pretty terrible, poor guy...Then I watched the rest of the story. Um, yeah. Maybe she had the right idea. People that stupid don't really belong on Earth anyway, and no this is not a harsh statement...watch the story for yourself below:


Yeah...first of all I think the FIRST time my spouse tried to kill me I'd be like, well...maybe this isn't working out. Don't stay with the bitch, you moron. I love when Matt asks about her Escort past and the dude is all like oh, no...why would she try to kill me bc she was an escort? Bitch is a gangster dude, She's taking you out to get to the cash. I have to give the girl some credit for persistence. But seriously? three times and you're like oh yeah, we should prob get a divorce. Lay off the steroids man, and get a clue.

Let me know your thoughts readers...why do you think the guy stayed in his murderous marriage? Is he a crayon short of 8 pack? Did he usually take anti-freeze in his tea? Or was he really in love with his lady escort? Love makes us do stupid things...but come on!