Sessions has a new segment simply titled "dumb commercials." This section will be dedicated to all of the tv advertisements that should have never made it passed the drawing board, let alone land on our screens. It is also dedicated to those products that just miss the mark in so many ways. Today's is a doozy. The shake weight, and now...the shake weight for men.
Kudos to the pervert who invented it. No this is not some dirty minded thing, the shake weight's movement cannot be mixed up with anything else. There is no other type of workout to mimic that movement except for well....jerking someone off. But hey, the person certainly had the right idea. I guess they just didn't have any say for the commercial. Although with the shake weight, it's just pretty self-explanatory what you're supposed to do. Have a look:
yeah ladies...work out those arms...think of your boyfriend....and if it breaks, just use him instead. Same thing. You'll feel the results after only one workout.
Men, couldn't leave you out...but what's with the grunting dudes?
Yeah...I know the commercial is supposed to be manly or something, but for some reason it still screams "gay porn" at me. It'll kick. your. butt...Ooh that's it. Now bring on the orgy!
Shake Weight, although you sort of win for most practical workout, you have an epic fail on your hands commercially, and quite literally for a matter of fact.
If anyone has any other dumb products they would like to discuss, please leave a comment. Comments make our shake weights work extra hard.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
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once again, you have brought endless humor to my day. <3
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