Chillin

So it's Saturday night and I am sitting at home watching Happy Gilmore. I just wanted to make a quick comment on how I am ok with that.
Maybe it's just me getting on in years, but sometimes staying in on a Saturday night is the most relaxing thing a person can do. This weekend is especially nice since my entire house has gone home for the weekend. So I have this nice house to myself, a comfy couch and hours of weekend tv. Delightful, also a big bravo to the Oxygen network for an excellent line-up today. Bad Girl's Club, Hope Floats, Ever After and then Finding Neverland. I did not see the need to move anywhere today...good job, Oxygen. Excellent Saturday afternoon spent with you today.
Right now I'm hanging with "My Old Lady" and ABC Family, and I am happy as a clam.
I hope that you all are enjoying your Saturday nights in the way that makes you happy, now if you'll excuse me Happy Gilmore is about to get in a fight with Bob Barker.

Oh, I hope you all like the new blog set up...that banner took me hours to do! Photoshop is a fucking mystery to me....

Happy Friday!

Good Morning everyone!
Just a quick post to comment on the hilarious ad that is currently at the bottom of this screen. it's for a dating site and it says "we delete members unfit to date!" I'm sorry, how do you get business then? I think the reason people do online dating is because they are unfit to date. Also, way to be a dick about it. I wonder if they actually deleted anybody...Sucks for them, I guess.

Anyway...I am going to be making a few changes to the blog in a minute. It's becoming nicer outside and I want the blog to go along with seasons. The black is beginning to depress me. I'll also be writing another post shortly, there are a few random things I would like to address.

Oh, and Marya is gone this weekend...and it makes me sad. Sessions is only half-rocking it this weekend. Have fun at home Marya. I miss your musk...

Happy Friday lovers.

Twat is still a douche

Will someone put this bitch in her place? It's kind of ridiculous that the star of a movie that is probably setting her up for life just keeps bitching about it. I'm sure there are plenty of better, and prettier actresses out there who would love to be in her shoes. She's such a friggin Twat!

Spotted: Little J After She Lost a Fight with a Lawn Mower

Ok Little J, I understand that your a rocker chick now and your edgy and cool blah blah blah your still Cindy Loo Hoo to me. THIS LOOK IS NOT OK!!!! First, the chopped hair that looks like you did it yourself and now this? Look at your jeans girl! and the worst part is that you paid for them when they already looked like that probably. Why? And to make matters worse you have them tucked into...combat bootie things? You look stupid. There is a way to be rocker chic and not look like you just came out of a wood chipper. One or two rips is ok and do them yourself that's the fun of wearing ripped jeans on purpose because you are supposed to have a story to go with the rips. The jacket is cute though and I really like the rings. Besides that... go home and change.

That's all for now!

peace.love.and.combat.boots.

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How Many Beers for "The Wrestler" Mickey Rourke...Now.

I don't need to go into the whole he's great actor, "The Wrestler" was amazing...blah blah blah THE MAN IS FUG! But, does his ability and eclectic-ness in all aspects of life out weigh his "Fug-ness". For me... No. I am giving Mickey Rourke 15 beers give our take 5 depending on his level of charm. Thoughts?

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Official-ish Arrested Development News

Apparently its pretty official or close to official that Michael Cera will finally sign on to reprise his role as George-Michael in the upcomming Arrested Development movie!!!! OMG love him. My source close to the cast (that makes me sound pretty official huh) told us over the summer that the Arrested Development movie was green-lit but everyone knew it wouldn't be the same without George-Michael and they couldn't replace Cera in the role. Fans of Cera and the show have been patiently-ish...I guess waiting for Cera to sign on although he was pretty sure that he wasn't going to do it. I am glad he came around, however talked him into this one deserves a high five and a cookie.


peace.love.and.biscuits.

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Another Post about Another Douche

So apparently Marya and I were correct. Kristen Stewart is a total douche-packer-extraordinaire. In continuing with posts about women we think should be erased from the entertainment industry, besides the obvious Tina Fey (who really does have "that face") and Sarah Silverman, Kristen Stewart is next on the list.

Kristen Stewart, you are.....a twat. That's the only word I can think of when I hear her name. Perez Hilton recently posted this about the twat-waffle herself. He even came up with the same word for her.

So ok, I know that I am a little R-Patz and Twilight obsessed, and Bella Swan is probably the worst leading character ever written....but when thrown into something as big as this franchise is becoming, what did she expect to happen? Did she really expect to be asked questions of worth? Did she think the reporters were going to ask her what she thought of the problems in the middle east? The economic crisis? Of course they're going to ask her what it's like to kiss a vampire, and pretty soon they're going to ask her what it's like to kiss a werewolf...so get used to it! It's like she's "biting" the hand that feeds her (no pun intended)

Trust me Kristen Stewart, I don't like watching you be a bad actor in Twilight either, but don't go knocking it because people keep asking you dumb questions. Without these movies where would you be? Make any films of worth lately K-Stew? Yeah...Panic Room was reeeeeaaalllllly great...Win a lot of awards for that?

Honestly Kristen Stewart....knock it off. You're in this for the loooong haul. Has she even read the books? Does she even know what she has to do in the future? I'd crack those bad boys open and take a look before she decides to do the third and fourth...Maybe we can get someone who can...um...act, and be grateful for the opportunity to be in a movie that has literally become an obsession overnight.

Take a look at the Harry Potter bunch...do you see them telling everyone that they're put in psychotic situations? No! Even though they are...and I am sure they get asked a million stupid questions too. The only thing is they realize what Harry Potter is, and they are happy to be in a production about a book that has influenced so many children. Twilight is the romance novel of the time, just as Harry Potter is the epic of the time. So you're in this Kristen Stewart, whether you like it or not.

Also...We totally called it, her being as interesting as a corn flake. Why the hell is she famous? How did people even remember her to make call-backs or whatever? She's a bland actor, and a bland person? I mean...sure that fits Bella Swan to a tea...but COME ON!!! Bella at least had some sort of spark when it came to Edward. You're killing me K-Stew and this little snippet of how you actually are uniteresting, and how you hate the "psychotic situations" and inane questions is just like twisting the knife in further.

Here is my advice Kristen Stewart. Even though you are a mundane and mediocre person and actor...watch some comedy movies, read the effing books, and shut the hell up. Twilight is going to make you set for life. Be thankful for the opportunity, or stop wasting my, and the rest of the twilight fans' time. We don't think you're that great anyway, and if we have to watch you in three more movies...you better sure as shit be happy about it...twat.

My views in regards to that she-devil Tina Fey.

Alright everyone calm down... all six of you. Tina Fey is one of my least favorite entertainers I think it's very hard for women to be funny and shes the closest thing we have to a funny woman. Bummer. I recently saw "Baby Momma" and it was cute but Tina wasn't that funny... the blonde chick was hilarious though. I know shes like the genius behind 30 Rock and she was funny as Sarah Palin, but eh... thats all the sort of praise I have for her. I just... I dunno I think it's her face... you know that part in step brothers where they're at the catalina wine mixer and that crazy guy from the daily show goes up to will ferrel and is like I don't know what it is about your face but I just wanna punch you... well thats kind of how Tina Fey makes me feel. I'm not sure what it is, I feel like if I ever want a job in entertainment this post could black ball me forever its like making an Oprah joke, but I can't help myself. I also feel like it would be logical for me to like... look up to her I guess since shes a successful funny chick... but I just don't enjoy her at all.

You know who else ISN'T FUNNY... Sarah Silverman... really lady just evaporate, please. I can't even say much more than that because shes just that awful... please just...go away.

So cute!

I know this is pretty old stuff, but I love John Mayer even more after watching this:





John Mayer...if you're ever high and "Stumbling" on the internet, Sessions would love to hang with you. Bring Jen too...we'll roll one and you roll one? Good? Ok.

I'm Random... and booooorrrrrreeeddddddddd

Ok so I don't want to take away from Sarah's newest post by posting so quickly after it so DON'T FORGET TO READ IT. Also, I love that Sarah posts on relevent things and I am just random and post about pish posh. However, I wanna talk Twilight real quickly. I saw three guys today walking around campus working the Edward Cullen look. GENIUS! To the credit of heterosexual boys everywhere I never thought this would happen I just hoped. I saw THREE guys today working the tighter fitting jeans, not skinny jeans, just well fit with a button up and pea coat OPEN WITH HANDS IN THE POCKETS. AND... to make it all worth while... the cherry on top... freaking messed up bed hair OMG I FREAKED OUT. I just wanted to stand up and give each one of them a standing ovation for their attempt at getting the ladies. What a wonderful strategy! I just kind of figured that all the guys in the world were just gunna hate on Edward Cullen for all perfectly understandable reasons, but to the few who realized this was an ass getting gold mine I applaud you. So to all you lonley boys out there... no not you Dan Humpfrey you're just fine the way you are, this friday the thirteen work the vampire look and maybe you'll have a valentine all your own.

happy creeeping...

peace.love.and.bloodyvalentines.

don't forget to read sarah's post!!!!

Update: Ridiculous

Stop fucking with my head Joaquin!! I can't take it!!! I just watched the Joaquin Phoenix interview with David Letterman after numerous people told me I needed to make an update about the whole situation he has going on. It was by far the most uncomfortably funny interview I have ever seen, surpassing even Tom Cruise's hyperactive romp on Oprah. In case you have not seen it, take a look. I'll wait...


It's gotta be a joke, right? I know people want an update about what I can make of this, but I can't make anything of it! If Joaquin Phoenix is making a movie out of this whole charade, then he should win Best Actor of All Time for this performance...no contest. I just can't really believe that Joaquin Phoenix can go from this

to what I just watched. That video took place in 2006...How can he go from funny and charming to some mute lunatic who feels like he's being judged for having a beard?
It has to be a joke, I say this for a number of reasons, 1. If Joaquin was actually as fucked up as he was acting, they would have never let him on stage. 2. You can kind of see at points where Letterman is poking fun at him that Joaquin has to try his hardest not to break character and laugh...he almost does a few times, and then he gets really jittery like he's trying to shake it off. 3. At the end of the interview Joaquin gets up and acts like he's going to leave, but then he turns around to Letterman and takes off his glasses, and smiles. Probably telling Letterman "Hey, man thanks for playing along."4. Joaquin has done this kind of stuff before. He's a crafty fucker that one, at the People's Choice Awards he pulled this little stunt:

This was just last year. It's bullshit, it has to be. Based on his family's history with drugs and alcohol there is no way that he could be doing what he's doing and not have a million and one people begging him to go to rehab. Casey Affleck and Joaquin Phoenix are pulling the biggest punk known to man.
I seriously hope that's case. This weird and moody Joaquin who wants to be rapper is just freaking me out. I dunno, maybe something really is wrong with him...or he's just the best fucking actor in the world. What do you think?

Happy Thursday!

Sessions with Marya and Sarah Loves Falcor!!

We just love our grooves I guess

Hello Lovers~

So my cousin is in this awsome band called Free Henry! If you love music you will love them. Check them out I gave you a link to their site give 'em a listen let me know what you think! It's hard to pick my favorite song I really like their new stuff...and their old stuff. It's all good!!!

Give 'em a listen... ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT!!!

http://www.freehenryband.com/
http://www.Myspace.com/FreeHenry

Lets talk Grooves

Since Sarah posted about her new music love I thought I would comment real quick on my music loves. I thought I would share with the world my Stoner Jamz playlist that I adore. My music is a bit obscure and this is a stoner jamz list so many of the songs have the same... "theme".

1) Come Around--Collie Buddz

2)Collie Man-- Slightly Stoopid

3)Phish-- Julius

4)Pack your Bowls--Kottonmouth Kings

5)2 am-- Slightly Stoopid

6) High Together-- Shwayze

7) Green Light-- John Legend

8)Everybody Knows-- John Legend

9) Kissing You-- Des'ree

10) My Medicine-- Snooooop Dizzle

11) I was Broken-- Rob Pattinson

12)Let me Sign-- R-Patz

13) Never Think-- R-Patz

14) Live High-- Jason Mraz

15) Sweetest Girl-- Wyclef

16) After Tonight-- Justin Nozuka

17) Santeria-- Sublime

18) Champagne & Reefer-- Black Crowes

19) Let the Music Play-- G.love

20) Unfinished Sympath-- Massive Attack

21) Grass-- Animal Collective

22) Mr. Larkin-- State Radio

23) Redemption Song-- Bob Marley

This is a collection of stoner staples... some new werid shit... and some of my girly favs (R-Patz <3)>

I also wanted to share this sahhhweeet new site that I found while stumbling the other day its called wolfgangsvault.com. The site has hundreds of recordings of live concerts mostly from bands that a lot of us weren't alive to see in their hay day. So if you love live good music and are sad that you weren't alive in the 70's check it out. Yesterday's featured concert was one from Bob Marley in Boston 1978. Thats pretty sweeeet I would say.

Thats all for now lovers.

peace.love.and.crunchygrooves.

Tunage Sophisticate

If you ever feel like broadening your musical horizons might I suggest the vitamin string quartet. It's a string quartet that does covers of pop, rock, metal, rap etc. songs. They have a million CDs and they're all brilliant. It's great music to study to, and it makes you feel so smart because even though it sounds like classical music, you're still listening to one of your favorite songs. Right now I'm listening to Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit and it's amazing. You can check it out for yourself here, and you can download their stuff on Itunes or from their site (just click on the title of this post)

Happy Listening!

Thoughts?

So unless you live under a rock, I'm sure you've heard of this whole Chris Brown and Rihanna thing. I don't know what to make of it yet. Most of the things I'm reading sound like rumors and hear-say. So I am asking all of you devoted Sessions readers to give me your thoughts. Do you think Chris Brown did beat up Rihanna? Did he use a weapon? Did he bite her?? What do you think will happen to him next? Do you think Rihanna will try and stay with him after all of this?

Sooo much to think about... You can check out the stories from the link I posted from Perezhilton.com (just click on the title of this entry) or just google Chris Brown and a bunch of other sites come up with the stories. I want to know what you can make of all of this!

What the Efff Grammys?

First.... Rihanna and Chris Brown dramz. He hit her supposedly and they both didn't show up to the grammys where Chris Brown was supposed to perform and in order to fill his spot they threw on some Justin Timberlake, which is just fine with me. Blah Blah Blah no one really knows details and just add two more publicists that want to jump of a bridge in Hollyweird. Lets move on to some more important news... lets talk dresses, or the lack there of. I know that the Grammys have a different feel and its ok to go funky and all that jazz but I can't pick one dress that was actually stlyish or appealing at all. What went wrong here people? Rachel Zoe... where are you? Why did you put Kate Beckensale in that monster of a dress which looked very very similar to Miley Cyrus' dress? Paula Abdul... FIRE YOUR SYLIST ALREADY! I guess, at least, she wasn't wearing a tiara. What was with all the extreme fabric stylings, either there was way to much fabric and the dress was over the top or the dress was boring... what the eff? A dress like Kim Kardashians was cute but a little just too crazy, but on the polar opposite side Duffy was wearing a frock that you would wear to your bosses cocktail party. So what happened here people? I know this event is different and its nothing like the oscars or the emmy's and that we are in a recession which is why almost no one was wearing big name designer gowns. However, I was uninspired by everyone's outfit and I'm royally pissed at the music community for letting me down. I count on you guys for some really awsome outfits that you can't wear any where else and you all were boring. So this a big Fuck you to all the stylists that decided to take a vacation for this one. Oh and one more thing STOP WITH THE MERMAID DRESSES ALREADY! I get that they are very form fitting and a gown at the same time but you all look silly trying to scurry around because you can't actually move your legs. I feel better now. Oscars are next week, you all better step up your game or.... or.... well I don't know but use your imagination.

Peace. Love. and Bad Outfits.

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The World I Someday Want to Live In...

I didn't believe Marya when she said she couldn't find any pictures of R-Patz or the Narnia guy with their shirt off. So I went looking for myself. Surprisingly, and very sadly she is correct. However, I did end up finding a lot of other pictures of my favorite hot celebs without their shirts on, which has led me to create another list:

The top 10 guys who should live their life without their shirts.

10. Robert Buckley

I have no idea who this is...I guess he's on that show Lipstick Jungle? I found his shirtless photos instead of Robert Pattinson, and I have to say Mama like. He should get a role in abetter show, or some movie other than Killer Movie so I can see more of him if you know what I mean...
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9. Hunter Parrish

Swooon....Our favorite troubled youth and pot growing genius on Weeds hangs out without his shirt on most of the time on the show, and for this I am very grateful. Oh, and not to mention his gorgeous singing voice. Marya and I saw Spring Awakening when he was starring, and I can see why it was hard to be virtuous with him walking around looking and singing the way he does.

(Image courtesy of blogs.nypost.com)

8. Johnny Depp

Gotta love the Depp. Those tattoos and that rocker-bod are such a nice combination. Although he may not possess those rock hard abs I am such a fan of, I recognize the beauty of a guy who likes to keep it simple. He's got this bohemian thing going on that just does all the right things for him. You can pirate me, Captain Jack Sparrow...
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7. Zac Efron

Although I have a very hard time convincing myself that he's a straight man, Zac Efron must drive the ladies/men crazy. Why he chooses to share his "gift" with Vanessa-"mouseyface" Hudgens is beyond me, but I'm still holding out for the day when he dumps her and starts to date Robert Buckely (who I just found out is gay...figures, the hot ones always are) I think my head would explode at the thought of them as a couple. They could compare whose bod is hotter, I'm sure. Don't worry boys. You both made my list, and you can wrestle about it later...
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6. Ryan Reynolds

It's an actual struggle to keep myself from drooling when I see Ryan Reynolds without a shirt. My favorite sans shirt Ryan is in The Amityville Horror when he's chopping wood, and he's pissed and he's sweaty...and I'm drooling again. It's so sad that he's married to someone my age, and her only claim to fame is that she's got huge boobs. Listen, Ryan...there are plenty of prettier girls who have big boobs...one happens to be writing this post as we speak, just sayin'. I mean, it could be worse, he could be married to Alanis Moorisette...that would be unreconcilable. Either way, Ryan Reynolds...you make shirts blush, so just keep them off.
(Image courtesy of entertainmentwise.com)

5. Matthew McConaughey

Well Matthew, you already live your life without your shirt on most of the time, so thank you for that. I appreciate the fact that you know you're hot and choose to flaunt it constantly. Now, if you could stop being such a complete lunatic....maaaybe we could hang out. Maybe.
(Image courtesy of blogs.nypost.com)

4. Brad Pitt

Two words...Fight Club. If there is anyone I would like to try out the phrase "washboard stomach" on, it would be Sir Bradley Pitt. I would gladly blow up financial buildings, grow backwards, and be a vampire at the same time just to even poke him with one finger. Dear sweet baby Jesus, thank you for putting Brad Pitt and his hot bod on this earth. Now if you could please get rid of Angelina Jolie, that would be super. Thanks so much. Hugs and Kisses, Sarah.
(Image courtesy of entertainmentwise.com)

3. Justin Timberlake

Oh JT, you've come such a long way since your NSYNC days and I am so glad you've stuck around. I guess from early on in the game you realized that you were the hot one, and you have kept to the credo very well. Once again, I'll never know why someone as hot as Justin Timberlake chooses to be with horse-faced Jessica Biel. I'd also like to to note that even though he gets a lot of flack for trying to be a black man, I give him props. He worked that slang and lifestyle in Alpha Dog and managed to be the only likable character in it, and he keeps doing all these collaborations with Rap artists in his music career. So whatever he's doing...he is doing it right, and that includes his gorgeous physique.
(Image courtesy of chronicles-of-jac-o.blogspot.com)

2. Jake Gyllanhaal My list would not be complete if Jake wasn't on it. Jake Gyllenhaal is hot. The end. I don't know what else to say about him besides every time I watch a movie with him in it, I feel like fainting. It's a very sad habit actually, but I don't really care. Just look at him, and have you seen the pics of him while shooting his next movie "The Prince of Persia"? He's fucking jacked...I can't wait for the movie to come out. you can take a look at the pics here. But just take a second to look at what I have provided here, I'll wait.....Right? Delicious. However, Reese must go....now.
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1. Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum is number one because the man cannot act his way out of a paper bag, but he gets roles in all these movies because he is damn sexy to look at. Mr. Channing started out as a model, and I believe he still models...mostly shirtless. Thank you to Dolce and Gabanna, Gap, Ecko Red, and Ducati for giving him work and giving me something to stare at. Oh, and a please dear God to his acting coach help the poor guy out. There's only so much bad acting I can take in one movie. God knows I can zone it all out and just pay attention to how pretty he is, but the guy can't be proud of the performances he's putting out, and I want him to stick around!

(Image courtesy of vn.myblog.yahoo.com)

So there it is, The prettiest of the pretty without their shirts. If only these little pictures in the moments of their lives went on for years. That is world I someday want to live in. So if any of you strapping young men happen to find this post while stumbling online, please do not hesitate to e-mail myself or Marya at sessionswithmaryaandsarah@gmail.com We would love to have a chat with you, and when I say chat, I mean play a game of strip Twister....or five.

Until next time kids, Remember to keep your shirts on unless I say it's ok to keep it off.

For our one commenter....

So I couldn't find good enough shirtless photos that didn't make them look like they were 14 so here are some different pics of the two how many beers hotties. R-Patz is just being himself at a premier... and Prince Caspian has put you in the position of seeing him at the other end of the bar and maybe giving him a wink... maybe a flash of a nip I dunno... just saying. Still, zero beers for both... maybe the both at the same time... I would. How about you?

How Many Beers For the Narnia Guy?

Ok so I admit to loving those Narnia movies and I can't wait for the next one. We all know that Twilight is amazing and Rob Pattinson makes a beautiful Edward Cullen however if I was in charge of casting Prince Caspian would have been Edward Cullen. I had read that Ben Barnes, Prince Caspian, was in the running to maybe be Edward and still may play another Vampire in the series. So, how many beers for the Narnia guy, for me? None.

peace.love.and.narnia.

Sarah's Note: I have to agree with Marya. God knows I love me some R-Patz, but the Narnia guy is a waaay better actor and the way he is looking at me in that photo makes me want to take off my clothes....A very valuable skill I feel Edward Cullen must possess. Zero beers on this end too.

So What?

Here at Sessions, we like to keep up with the news. We also feel that when something in the news is completely ridiculous, it needs to be exploited. The news has recently been circling around 8 time Olympic gold-medalist Michael Phelp's unfortunate run-in with a camera whilst partaking in some "herbal refreshment." I have been following this story because I knew at some point the media was going to get ridiculous, and without fail, I have found most headlines on the major news sites read like this:

-Michael Phelps betrays himself and his admirers (The Boston Herald)

- Michael Phelps Drug Use Is a Shame—but Adults Defending His Pot Smoking Are Shameful (US News & World Report)

The only reporter that seems to be making any sense is Sally Jenkins of The Washington Post. However, most of the other newswires are slamming her for defending his actions when she was merely stating the fact "he merely got caught doing what scores of people -- I'm not saying me -- did every weekend in college,"

I have to say that I am a bit appauled at the level of negative response to Michael Phelp's actions. I do acknowledge that what he did does hold some negative weight considering that he is a role model, national celebrity, sports icon etc. but I cannot say that what he did was wrong. It was just a wrong thing to do in front of a camera. Jenkins' article dissects Michael Phelps into two kind of people, the Michael who won 8-gold medals because of grueling training and unhinged ambition, and the Michael who is still a 23 year old, and who will do 23 year old things, like get wasted at a party. I have to agree with Ms. Jenkins here. So what if he likes to get high every once in a while? Also, given his age I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't the first time he has smoked. As a partygoer commented on Perez Hilton, "You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do. He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool." The fact that the news has decided to take this harmless picture as a slap in the face from the swimmer is a load of shit. Once again I ask so what?

The facts are these: Michael Phelps won 8 Olympic gold medals breaking the previous record of 7 gold medals in a single Olympic Game. In 2004 he won 6 Olympic gold medals. So, in total the guy has 14 Gold Medals hanging above his chimney place, refrigerator what have you. 14 fucking medals and the entire world is calling him a pot head and hoping he gets thrown out of the 2012 Olympics. Another fact, Michael Phelps isn't in the Olympics anymore. If he isn't swimming for the better half of his day, and if he not commited to any sort of rigorous drug-testing schedule, I'd hit the bong too. Another fact, Michael Phelps was arrested for DUI in 2004. At the time he was 19, did anyone try to press criminal charges against him then? No, because at that time 6 gold medals was nothing...but it looks like being a record holder must hold some other weight when it comes to breaking the law. I think the most important fact is that Michael Phelps is 23 years old. What did you think he was going to do after the Olympics? Besides being the face for every company that decided to sponsor the Olympics, he's got nothing else to do. Any 23 year old would love to just walk into a party after that kind of excitement and take a few hits from the pipe. Michael Phelps does this and all of the sudden the moral code for athletes is in the shitter. Get a life people.

If anything, his 2004 arrest should have been a much bigger deal. He was 19 and driving while intoxicated. Those are two big no-no's in any party animal's rule-book. Now that he's all famous and kids want to be like Michael Phelps it's some big deal that the guy occasionally smokes. The US and World Report mainly went on this detail because his endorsers are backing him up. Let's look at another set of facts. What Michael Phelps does in his free time is his own business. Besides being absolutely humiliated by these pictures and the media assholes looking for anything to bring him down, he was not infringing on any of their deals. He wasn't hitting the bong while burning his speedo, or pissing on a wheaties box. He certainly isn't still swimming for the next Olympics. So what's the big deal?

America holds a very high standard for her athletes. In my opinion, these standards are damn near impossible. To most of these athletes winning and succeeding becomes more than just a drive, it becomes their complete obsession. However, when this obsession becomes harder to maintain many athletes turn to drugs...the hard kind. Steroids are very popular in today's sporting world. Although many sports organizations have begun to crack down on this habit that is sadly becoming more common amongst athletes, many cases continue to go unnoticed. Yet, when America's most celebrated athlete does probably the most harmless drug of all, it's an atrocity? People judge whether he is what he says he is? Michael Phelps has 14 Olympic Gold Medals you fucking morons. Isn't that enough? Don't you think for once you can be your kid's role model? He cannot be Mr. All-American ALL the time.

So Michael Phelps, we at Sessions do not judge you. We encourage you to do whatever makes you happy. And if you like to smoke out of bongs, we have a nice blue one with a bowl packed just for you. You've earned it.

Oh one more thing...a big fuck you to whoever took that pic and sold it NOTW. Do you feel good about yourself? Whoever invited you into the smoking circle should seriously reconsider ever inviting you to anything again. That is seriously the most fucked up thing a person can do while smoking, who taught you your pot-smoking ettiquette?

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Leggings: Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em

Here is my stand on leggings. It's a love hate relationship. I love them because they are comfy, you can throw them on with a dress and boots and you have yourself a cute little outfit. Maybe, throw on a knit beanie big enough to cover your hair and you have an outfit that you don't have to put too much effort in to, be comfy, and be cute. Perfect! HOWEVER, the girls who wear tiny little tees over their leggings that are so small they don't cover the butt, just stop it. This is unattractive and should be avoided at all costs. I do not want to be walking to class with some girls roast beef flaps waving at me as I enjoy my jaunt to class. Camel toe has never been and never will be an attractive look, so just stop it. Furthermore, everyone can see when you have a wedgie, which is a private issue you should work out with yourself. If you choose to wear leggings wear a cute dress or a long sweater/sweatshirt, maybe a long jacket whatever does it for ya, JUST COVER UP!

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